Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Strippers,Money,& Uranus

While randomly browsing online, I see some chicks profile. she seems cool and all but her main pic just seemed dumb.It was a picture of her holding several bills in her mouth. That's just gross on soo many levels:

1. For all she knows the money could have been used by Bobby Brown to sniff the white line.
2. Being that money is in constant circulation, it has been touched by the hands of many.
And 3. which I think to be the most disgusting...drum roll....that money could have been used on strippers.

I've been to strip bars and i know a lot of others have to or atleast know what goes down..If you don't that's just sad. Being that strippers get "paid" by men and/or women by placing the bills on their bikinis,boxers,thongs,etc, the money is close to their sweaty asses and crotches.(and if those bills happen to be from this one chick that was giving me a lap dance, lord help that person cause man did she stink and I'm not talking bout her armpits or breath.) I wouldn't be surprised if people continued holding money with their mouths and then a few catch a case of gonorrhea from a $50 bill...I mean hey, anything is possibly,STDS might be evolving..but who am I to declare that...I'm just thinking light years passed yall :-p



NANU NANU!!



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1 comment:

  1. lmaooo ewwwww...thats disgusting..omg everytime i touch money i sanitize cuz lord knows where the hell its been, or who the hell touched it..or wat touched it..jus the thought of one of my bills bein up someones ass is givin me the shakes lmao thanks a lot Kato lol

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