Martian Zombies Will Work for Cheap !!

Picture this: a world in which zombies somewhat coexist with humans.feeding them wont be to hard i guess. but what would do with themselves? would they just walk around or would they actually be productive?...here's part of the convo a friend of mine and i had on facebook discussing this impossible yet interesting scenario....

3:10am-Zamor so are you tired at all or extremely wide awake?
3:11am-Sophie i'm tired but close to wide awake

3:11am-Zamor ummm do they have a word for that?
3:12am-Sophie idk, zombie? lol
3:12am-Zamor thats dead but alive...good try tho lol
3:14am-Sophie lol
3:15am-Zamor imagine if zombies really existed
3:15am-Sophie that would be freaky
3:16am-Zamor yea...and all the underpaid workers would get fired for an even cheaper work force
3:16am-Sophie lmao...that's an interesting way to look at it
3:18am-Zamor lets see, zombies can be easily manipulated, they wont complain, i mean they are already dead. so working conditions wouldnt have to be satisfactory
3:19am-Sophie the prob is that if they eat brains then we'd have to keep them caged/chained...the human rights activists would complain haha
3:19am-Zamor lmao but their not technically humans anymore
3:22am-Zamor huge court case would ensue to dispute that
3:23am-Sophie supreme court case
3:24am-Zamor it would start off smaller then that, then appeals,sent to a higher court, repeat till it reaches there depending how smart the zombies really are
3:25am-Sophie very true. ooh...sleep is finally hitting me,i think i'm going to go
3:25am-Zamor so if they are the typical moaning,groaning,grunting group chances are nothing will happen and they will jus work...awww convo was getting interesting
3:26am-Sophie to be continued =)
3:26am-Zamor yea...til then this one is going up on my blog
3:26am-Sophie lol cool
3:26am-Zamor lol, well ill talk to u later
3:27am-Sophie have a good night zamor
3:27am-Zamor you too sophie ;-) sweet dreams
3:29am Sophie is offline.

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Ghosts on the Moon..

Ever wonder what it would be like to be a ghost...to just wander around the Earth aimlessly? Well I say "fuck that!" Why would you just float around watching people? Yea,it would be interesting watching people doing things like its your own version of reality t.v I guess...but eventually things seem to repetitive,and boring. that's why when I'm floating around, I'm going to have fun "being" the people I see...and what better way then to possess them for however long and be that person. but not so much as to have complete control that person but to be able to witness what they are doing from their point of view, but yet they wouldn't know your there.Theirs a myriad of people I wouldn't mind becoming:President Barack Obama, I mean who wouldn't want to be the president for a lil bit, Hugh Hefner..that's pretty self explanatory. For the hell of it, why not possess some of the most notorious criminals,killers,etc...just to see what goes on in their mind and what possess them to do the things they do or did. By the looks of things , I'm gonna have fun in the "afterlife" or at least my version of what it may be...only thing rule to abide by to make it last a while is DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT....

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Strippers,Money,& Uranus

While randomly browsing online, I see some chicks profile. she seems cool and all but her main pic just seemed dumb.It was a picture of her holding several bills in her mouth. That's just gross on soo many levels:

1. For all she knows the money could have been used by Bobby Brown to sniff the white line.
2. Being that money is in constant circulation, it has been touched by the hands of many.
And 3. which I think to be the most disgusting...drum roll....that money could have been used on strippers.

I've been to strip bars and i know a lot of others have to or atleast know what goes down..If you don't that's just sad. Being that strippers get "paid" by men and/or women by placing the bills on their bikinis,boxers,thongs,etc, the money is close to their sweaty asses and crotches.(and if those bills happen to be from this one chick that was giving me a lap dance, lord help that person cause man did she stink and I'm not talking bout her armpits or breath.) I wouldn't be surprised if people continued holding money with their mouths and then a few catch a case of gonorrhea from a $50 bill...I mean hey, anything is possibly,STDS might be evolving..but who am I to declare that...I'm just thinking light years passed yall :-p


NANU NANU!!



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1 small step for man,many steps for bacteria

welcome to convos on pluto... this is actually my first blog..anywhere...i just felt that some of the best thoughts the mind has to offer occurs in the after-hours...so i just figure why not share it with the world. opinions are welcome. i plan on continuing this whether you like it or not...that's just how i feel. this isn't gonna b consistent..but i plan on getting there eventually. this is the first convo of many, was talking with a friend of mine...trust me you will be seeing her name a lot..its amazing how insomnia can bring people together...and also bacteria...read on:

SkilledProphet18 (2:53:20 AM): hey

sali von awesome (2:53:27 AM): good morning

SkilledProphet18 (2:53:31 AM): morning

SkilledProphet18 (2:53:57 AM): how are you doin?

sali von awesome (2:54:03 AM): lol

sali von awesome (2:54:08 AM): pretty good, just relaxing

SkilledProphet18 (2:54:18 AM): cool

sali von awesome (2:54:38 AM): whaddya up to?

SkilledProphet18 (2:55:19 AM): not a damn thing...bored...wide awake...looking for any signs of life out there

SkilledProphet18 (2:57:12 AM): or lack of...

SkilledProphet18 (2:58:28 AM): and lack of seems to b winning

SkilledProphet18 (2:59:57 AM): cats in the oven sounds great by the way...or jus does em in gas , put em in a garbage can n light it up ,record it and send my way

sali von awesome (3:00:10 AM): lmao

sali von awesome (3:00:13 AM): there is life everywhere

SkilledProphet18 (3:00:58 AM): when i say life i mean life that can hold some type of conversation the 3 in the morning..i doubt i can have a convo with bacteria

SkilledProphet18 (3:01:11 AM): unless they can speak english then im all for it

SkilledProphet18 (3:01:59 AM):

SkilledProphet18 (3:07:57 AM): and jus as life seems to show..it slowly fades

sali von awesome (3:08:14 AM): this would be AWESOME

sali von awesome (3:08:19 AM): i wish i could talk to bacteria dude

sali von awesome (3:08:22 AM): i'd never be bored

sali von awesome (3:08:23 AM): lol

sali von awesome (3:08:27 AM): i might become a germaphobe though

sali von awesome (3:08:36 AM): like... ya'll are everywhere!!

SkilledProphet18 (3:08:49 AM): but if u knew wut they were about i doubt ud b a germaphobe

sali von awesome (3:09:24 AM): that's true

sali von awesome (3:09:29 AM): but what if they were evil fuckerw

sali von awesome (3:09:31 AM): fuckers*

sali von awesome (3:09:33 AM): like really mean and shit

SkilledProphet18 (3:09:55 AM): oh spray them with some anti bacterial shit

sali von awesome (3:10:02 AM): lol

sali von awesome (3:10:06 AM): but then you'd feel like a murderer

sali von awesome (3:10:10 AM): because then they'd be real lives

SkilledProphet18 (3:10:21 AM): i mean yea .01% would still b alive but they asked for it...being so evil n shit

sali von awesome (3:10:46 AM): lollllll

sali von awesome (3:10:50 AM): true story

SkilledProphet18 (3:11:19 AM): if anything ill mate bacteria and use them to my advantage

SkilledProphet18 (3:13:15 AM): say someone cuts me off on the high if i ever get a car...ill ask streptacacus however u spell it like yo go get that fool

SkilledProphet18 (3:13:46 AM): and he or she will never know what hit em

sali von awesome (3:14:42 AM): lmao

sali von awesome (3:14:44 AM): antrhax status

SkilledProphet18 (3:14:58 AM): oh thats for ppl that steal my stuff

sali von awesome (3:15:08 AM): lolll

SkilledProphet18 (3:16:06 AM): ima have em living in my stuff and make sure they have lile a micro cell phone..give em a call like yo someone stole the thing u were in..get em

sali von awesome (3:16:45 AM): lmao

sali von awesome (3:17:01 AM): dude the next time we're both up randomly in the middle of the night, i say we hit up one of these elmont hole in the wall bars

sali von awesome (3:17:02 AM): real talk

sali von awesome (3:17:03 AM): lol

SkilledProphet18 (3:17:11 AM): lol

sali von awesome (3:17:13 AM): i don't have enough local insomniacs with warp minds like me around

sali von awesome (3:17:14 AM): lol

SkilledProphet18 (3:18:05 AM): i feel the same way... i feel trapped within myself at these times with noone to share my weird,inane,unique thoughts

sali von awesome (3:18:25 AM): lol dope

sali von awesome (3:18:33 AM): not dope that you feel trapped

sali von awesome (3:18:40 AM): but dope because i can relate

SkilledProphet18 (3:19:48 AM): i know...i mean if i cant find no one to relay these to, i still got myself...not saying i have a split personality...jus that i have many sides of me

sali von awesome (3:20:05 AM): you should write them down

sali von awesome (3:20:06 AM): lol

SkilledProphet18 (3:20:44 AM): you know wut..we should start a blog or a twitter..which ever seems to b popular and jus post these convos

sali von awesome (3:22:08 AM): lol

sali von awesome (3:22:10 AM): i have a twitter

sali von awesome (3:22:12 AM): that i never post on

sali von awesome (3:22:16 AM): and mad people follow me

sali von awesome (3:22:17 AM): lol

sali von awesome (3:22:19 AM): and a blog

sali von awesome (3:22:23 AM): that i never write on anymore

SkilledProphet18 (3:22:27 AM): lol

SkilledProphet18 (3:22:54 AM): i might join

SkilledProphet18 (3:23:16 AM): we need a title for this

sali von awesome (3:23:26 AM): lol

sali von awesome (3:23:38 AM): blogspot is a better look, publiciity wise

sali von awesome (3:23:45 AM): but just being personal and and stuff, lj is dope

sali von awesome (3:23:52 AM): my shit goes back for years

sali von awesome (3:24:04 AM): its good... just theraputically... to get the "psycho" out

SkilledProphet18 (3:24:12 AM): i feel u

SkilledProphet18 (3:26:06 AM): but in order for this to work out...we need to b on at these times alot alot..which wont b a problem

SkilledProphet18 (3:26:55 AM): like ur the only person i have these convos with

SkilledProphet18 (3:30:29 AM): but first things first is where ima post it

SkilledProphet18 (3:35:08 AM): i think penicillin wants to talk to u

SkilledProphet18 (3:40:31 AM):

SkilledProphet18 (3:44:41 AM): what does the layout for blogspot.com look like?

sali von awesome (3:45:25 AM): umm you can change it

sali von awesome (3:45:32 AM): but i'm bout to hop offline cuz a friend just came through

SkilledProphet18 (3:45:38 AM): i mean when u first go on the site

sali von awesome (3:45:39 AM): so imma hit you up tomorrow


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